I still don't know what profession I like

Well, this is my second post. I'm suprised because I want to continue this crap.

Today one my good friend drew Ringo on my shoulder, but it doesn't really seem like RINGO. It's a portrait of cocky Mexican.. or not Mexican. However he has got moustaches.And he is cocky.

Then Milana decided to have some experiments. So there on my back had appeared a mermaid (but I won't show it to you, because I'm fat) and mainstream biker's "tatoo":

Yeah, it was painted in school.

Finally now I have an alian on my other shoulder. He's trying to say that he's very lonely in the space and want somebody to escape him from this hell.

Yepp.